Falling off the wagon

A commoner song sung in The Valley about the various antics a farmer gets up to when trying to get home after a very drunken night in the local in.

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Just last night a drink I had, I had a drink last night
and then home time, it came around, and I was feeling quite alright
My wagon rolls, the wheels are turning, the evenings quiet, the home fires burning
My journey home was really dull that night

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Just last night two drinks I had, I had two drinks last night
and then home time, it came around, and I was feeling quite alright
My wagon rolls, I'm rather sleepy, my head it spins, and the woods are creepy
My journey home was rather dull that night

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Just last night three drinks I had, I had three drinks last night
and then home time, it came around, and I was feeling quite alright
My wagon rolls, my farts are foul, what's that in the dark? Oh just an owl!
My journey home was spookier that night

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Just last night four drinks I had, I had four drinks last night
and then home time, it came around, and I was feeling quite alright
My wagon rolls, the wheels are turning, my head it spins, my guts are churning
My journey home was uncomfortable that night

Ooooo
Just last night five drinks I had, I had five drinks last night
and then home time, it came around, and I was feeling quite alright
Fell off my chair, and broke my thumb, best get home before I'm done
I'm driving the wagob home with just one hand tonight

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Just last night six drinks I had, I had six drinks last night
and then home time, it came around, and I weren't feeling quite alright
 My wagon rolls but I am leaning, I'm damn  lucky, the mules were leading 
It's good they knew their own way home that night

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Just last night seven drinks I had, I had seven drinks last night
and then home time, it came around, and I weren't feeling quite alright
I spilled a drink, or maybe two, found myself beat black and blue
Sitting on my wagon hurt an awful lot tonight

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Just last night eight drinks I had, I had eight drinks last night
and then home time, it came around, and I weren't feeling quite alright
I found a girl, we shared a kiss, lost the bar, coming back from a piss
Seems I missed out on getting lucky tonight