Falling off the wagon
A commoner song sung in The Valley about the various antics a farmer gets up to when trying to get home after a very drunken night in the local inn.
Ooooo Just last night a drink I had, I had a drink last night and then home time, it came around, and I was feeling quite alright My wagon rolls, the wheels are turning, the evenings quiet, the home fires burning My journey home was really dull that night
Ooooo Just last night two drinks I had, I had two drinks last night and then home time, it came around, and I was feeling quite alright My wagon rolls, I'm rather sleepy, my head it spins, and the woods are creepy My journey home was rather dull that night
Ooooo Just last night three drinks I had, I had three drinks last night and then home time, it came around, and I was feeling quite alright My wagon rolls, my farts are foul, what's that in the dark? Oh just an owl! My journey home was spookier that night
Ooooo Just last night four drinks I had, I had four drinks last night and then home time, it came around, and I was feeling quite alright My wagon rolls, the wheels are turning, my head it spins, my guts are churning My journey home was uncomfortable that night
Ooooo Just last night five drinks I had, I had five drinks last night and then home time, it came around, and I was feeling quite alright Fell off my chair, and broke my thumb, best get home before I'm done I'm driving the wagon home with just one hand tonight
Oooooo Just last night six drinks I had, I had six drinks last night and then home time, it came around, and I weren't feeling quite alright My wagon rolls but I am leaning, I'm damn lucky, the mules were leading It's good they knew their own way home that night
Oooooo Just last night seven drinks I had, I had seven drinks last night and then home time, it came around, and I weren't feeling quite alright I spilled a drink, or maybe two, found myself beat black and blue Sitting on my wagon hurt an awful lot tonight
Oooooo Just last night eight drinks I had, I had eight drinks last night and then home time, it came around, and I weren't feeling quite alright I found a girl, we shared a kiss, lost the bar, coming back from a piss Seems I missed out on getting lucky tonight
After Brys taught the song to some dwarves at Vakarune some new verses have started appearing
Ooooo Just last night some drinks I had, some drinks I had last night And then home time, it came around and I was feeling quite alright By Moradin's Beard! These spirits are strong, I'll be going blind before too long I'll definitely need a hand getting home tonight
